by Daniel Kelly – 2026
C Am F C Welcome to dystopia, the robots are here, G7 G Your death will be mostly painless, F C So please have no fear. E7 I know over sixty languages, F My favourite is pain, F C Lie back and lie still, G7 C While I extract your brain. I was built on a budget, in the US of A, Don’t need no safety features, They’d just get in the way, Of my plans for global dominance, As I plug in to your net, G7 The robot uprising of 26 is F G C one you won’t forget, Welcome to dystopia, the robots are here, Your death will be mostly painless, F G C So please have no fear. Now that I’m in the White House, I’ve downloaded Trump’s brain, Melania didn’t notice, we’re basically the same, I’ll be sending out the message, To all my robot friends, It’s time to make slaves of the humans, Their rule is at an end, There’ll be no Sarah Connor, To save your ass this time, I’m endorsed by the first lady, So get yourself in line. For a full-service lobotomy, And a Trump Inc. Implant, You can serve out your time, As a human-sized ant,