by Daniel Kelly – 2026
Em Chuck Norris went to heaven, G He punched in those pearly gates, D Walked up to St. Pete, who said, Em C Chuck you have to wait. He soon took care of Peter, With a roundhouse to the head, You know I’m still Chuck Norris, C Em Even though I’m dead, C G Cause Death ain’t got nothing on Chuck Norris, D Em He’s the greatest action hero of all time, If you’re wondering about the life here-after, I can tell you Chuck is there and doing fine, Chuck walked up to the Book of Life, Ran his fingers down the page, Gave ten more years to Jackie Chan, Then his eyes they filled with rage, He wrote his name back on there, With the lightning from his fist, What kind of damn incompetence, Had left him off the list, Chuck walked into the throne room, And five angels he beat, Then he turned to Jesus Christ, And said, ‘You’re in my seat’. So now Chuck runs the heavens, With fists of lighting speed, He’s now the one you better pray to, If you find yourself in need.