by Daniel Kelly – 2026
It’s a raining down missiles In the strait of Hormuz Five hundred thousand tonnes of oil, It’s not a game I’m keen to lose, Stranded in the Strait of Hormuz, There’s mines in the water, In the Strait of Hormuz, I’d rather not be the captain, Who gets that chance to light the fuse, Stranded in the Strait of Hormuz, Trump thought Iran would crumble, In the Strait of Hormuz, See the stock market tumble, Cept for those inside trading dudes, Stranded in the Strait of Hormuz, Your diesel costs ten dollars, In the Strait of Hormuz, But at least you’ve got clean collars, While we float here with a hundred crews, Stranded in the Strait of Hormuz,