By Daniel Kelly (based on Mr Grinch by Dr Seuss and Albert Hague)
You're a mean one, Mr. Gold You hearts as black as coal You're as greedy as a dragon, There’s nothing you won’t steal, Mr. Gold You're a coward and a liar with a slightly greasy feel! You're a monster, Mr. Gold Poor Belle’s heart you stole, You are jealous and resentful, you've haven’t got a soul, Mr. Gold I wouldn't trust you at the end of Hundred and ten foot pole! You're the dark one, Mr. Gold Though Storybrooke knows your smile You have such a tender sweetness They call you the crocodile, Mr. Gold Given a choice between the dark and light you’ll take darkness by the mile! You have power, Mr. Gold But it comes at a price, How many souls have suffered, In your pursuit of control, Mr. Gold The four words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote "Once, Upon, a Time!" You're a sad one, Mr. Gold Because you lost your son, Your dad treated your badly, Your wife she ran away, Mr. Gold Maybe if this show ever finishes Then you’ll have your day!