I’m just a Jock

Harry Potter fan filk, to the tune of ‘Don’t Let Me Be Misunderstood’

by Bennie Benjamin, Horace Ott and Sol Marcus

Hermione, do you understand me now
Sometimes I feel a little sad
Well don't you know that I’m a living horcrux
When he controls me I seem to be bad

    I'm just a jock who's snitch catching was good
    Voldemort.....he would kill me if he could

Hermione, sometimes I'm so carefree
With an owl that's hard to hide
Except in the snow, and I have heaps of money,
Maybe one day you’ll be my bride

If Ron seems nasty, I want you to know
He never meant to take it out on you
He’s got five brothers and he has to share
And that is something it is hard to do,

Oh, oh, Hermione, I am the boy who lived
But I have thoughts like any other one
Sometimes I find myself long regretting
Those who died to protect me from the stupid things I’ve done

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