Chocolate Santa (Parody)

to Tom Wait’s Chocolate Jesus

Well I dont like to sing carols, or open presents on Christmas day
Don’t memorize the names of the reindeer, I got my own special way
I know Santa loves me, being good ain’t no chore
I drop by the elf workshop each Monday, to raid their candy store

Well it's got to be a chocolate Santa, make me feel so good inside
Got to be a chocolate Santa, keep me satisfied

Well I dont want no Christmas Pudding, dont want no candy cane,
There aint nothing better,  to take away my pain
Well it's the only thing that can pick me up, Better than old egg nog
See only a chocolate Santa,  can help to clear the fog

When the weather gets rough and it's whiskey in the shade
It's best to wrap your father christmas in cellophane
He flows like the big muddy but thats ok
Pour him over ice cream for a nice parfait

Well it's got to be a chocolate Santa, good enough for me
Got to be a chocolate Santa, good enough for me
Well it's got to be a chocolate Santa, make me feel good inside
Got to be a chocolate Santa, keep me satisfied

About Daniel Kelly

Daniel Kelly is a singer/songwriter from Yass in Australia.
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