Being a Hobbit

Lyrics by Daniel Kelly – 2019 (to the tune of ‘Being a Pirate’ by Don Freed

Oh being a hobbit is all fun and games,
til Gandalf brings dwarves round for tea,   
They eat all your food, they’re incredibly rude,
On a knife blunting, fork bending spree,                                                                                                    
You’re asked on a quest, a thing you detest, 
Unless you are back home by three,           
Oh being a hobbit is all fun and games, 
til Gandalf brings dwarves round for tea

Oh it’s all part of being a Hobbit, you can’t be a hobbit,
Without six meals a day, x 2

Oh being a hobbit is all fun and games,
Until you find a magical ring, 
When you put it on, you’re suddenly gone,
And nobody suspects a thing,
Gollum’s precious he lost, but it comes at a cost,
Some seriously dangerous bling.

Oh being a hobbit is all fun and games,
Till Strider comes on as your guide, 
He doesn’t make second breakfast,
For stops he could car less,
We spend all our time trying to hide,
He’s making us bored, mourning his broken sword,
On his horse we cannot even ride

Oh being a hobbit is all fun and games,
Till Sauron messes with your mind, 
With a great flaming eye, your weakness he’ll spy,
Your soul in the darkness to bind,
His limitless power, grows greater each hour,
The ring he is hoping to find,


 

 

 

About Daniel Kelly

Daniel Kelly is a singer/songwriter from Yass in Australia.
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