by Daniel Kelly – 2025
Em D Em First they came for Stephen Colbert, Em D Em Fortunately Stephen wasn’t there, Em D C Bm He’d already gone to HBO, Bm D C Bm To keep calling out that so-and-so, Em D C Bm Trump, as always, far to slow, Em D Em We much prefer the bear. Then they came for Jon Stewart next, Demanding that president gets respect, Let me tell you a thing or two, About the constitutions due, They wrote it just for men like you, Whose power goes unchecked. Then they came for Conan and Seth, Demanded Jimmy Kimmel’s rating death, They only want things on TV, That show dear leaders majesty, Entertainment’s not for free, You must say Trump Be Best, Then he went for the NBC, Called him a moron, poor Jimmy, This guy has really lost the plot, We all live Jimmy Fallon lots, Politically inspired it’s not, But it sure is funny.