by Daniel Kelly – 2025
C F G C The cows in Australia live in the fields, F C Dm7 G Raised on green grass, we get very good yields, F C G C No steroids or plastics go into their meat, F C G C In steaks and in sausages, so good to eat. Am G C So we’ve got no beef with America, F C But we prefer that your tenderloins, F G stay where they are, F G C Yes, we’ve got no beef from America, F G C And we hope that it stays that way. Sad cows in America, never have fun, Raised in feedlots, never see the sun, While cows in Australia they frolic and play, You never see happy cows in the US of A. We already export our fine meat to you, 400,000 tonnes, is about what we do, So we haven’t got a need, for sad sloppy joes, It’s the Outback Steakhouse, to which everyone goes