Let Him Have a Whine

a parody, to the tune of End of the Line by The Traveling Wilburys

          
Well, I’m alt-right, hatin’ anyone I please                    
Well, I’m alt-right, the white man’s on his knees,
Well, I’m alt-right, I’ve got a master plan,
Well, I’m alt-right, I’m doing everything I can

You can sit around and let them steal your jobs (let me have a whine)
Or take the streets in boots with nail hobs (let me have a whine)
Don’t sit around you’ll be working for less than bobs (let me have a whine)
Maybe just turning knobs

Well, I’m alt-right, antifa says I’m wrong
Well, I’m alt-right, but sometimes you gotta be strong
Well, I’m alt-right, as long as I get my way
Well, I’m alt-right, I’m bringin’ on judgment day

Maybe somewhere down the road a ways (let me have a whine)
You'll think of me and wonder where I am these days (let me have a whine)
Maybe in a prison somewhere where the warden plays (let me have a whine)
Purple Haze

Well, I’m alt-right, I like to push and shove
Well, I’m alt-right, takin’ off my kid gloves
Well, I’m alt-right, make a america great again
Well, I’m alt-right, at least great for white men

I’m not ashamed to drive a pickup truck (let me have a whine)
If you don’t like confederate flags, you’re out of luck (let me have a whine)
Tryin’ to find a haircut that doesn’t suck (let me have a whine)
Just lock her up,

Well, I’m alt-right, sittin her on my porch,
Well, I’m alt-right, lighting up my tiki torch,
Well, I’m alt-right, I don’t read all that much,
Well, I’m alt-right, just watch Fox news and such,

 

About Daniel Kelly

Daniel Kelly is a singer/songwriter from Yass in Australia.
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