Fake King of New England


Parody of The Phony King Of England from 
Disney's Robin Hood (1973) written by  Johnny Mercer

Oh the world will sing of an American King, A thousand years from now,
And not because he posted tweets, Or had a furrowed brow.
While bonny good King Obama leads, The great crusade he's on,
We'll all have to slave away, For that good-for-nothin' Don!

Incredible as he is inept,    Whenever the history books are kept,
They'll call him the fake king of New England.
Let impeach the fake king of New England!

He sits alone on a giant throne,    Pretendin' he's the king,
A little tyke who's rather like, A puppet on a string,  
And he throws an angry tantrum,  if he cannot have his way...

He calls on Vlad, and Kim Jong Un.
And says he wants to play.

Too late to be known as Don the First, 
He's sure to be known as Don the worst,
Let impeach the fake king of New England!

While he taxes us to pieces         And he robs us of our bread,
Obama’s crown keeps slippin' down   Around that orange head,
Ah! But while there is a merry man, in Bernie's wily pack,
We'll find a way to make him pay, And steal our freedom back.

A minute before he knows we're there...
Ol' Bernie'll mess his  coiffured hair!
The very stable genius of New  England,

The braggin', grabbin', Lying, spying, Blabberin', jabberin',
Cheatin', Tweetin',     Blunderin', plunderin', Wheelin', dealin',
Prince Don, that fake king of New England,

About Daniel Kelly

Daniel Kelly is a singer/songwriter from Yass in Australia.
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