by Daniel Kelly – 2021 (a parody of You Can’t Hurry Love)
I need lunch, lunch to ease my grind And I need to find time, somewhere to dine My Waiter said You can't hurry lunch. No you just have to wait She said: Lunch don't come easy But it's a game of grill and bake You can't hurry lunch. No you just have to wait Just trust on a prep time No matter how long it takes How many heartburns must I stand before I find a lunch that I can eat again Right now the only thing, that keeps me hangin' on When I see my entree Oh, it's almost gone I remember what my waiter said No one can bear to eat their lunch alone I grow impatient for a lunch to call my own But when I feel that I, I can't go on Well these precious words Keep me hangin' on I remember what my waiter said... Now steak! Now lunch, lunch don't come easy But I keep on waiting, anticipating For that soft bun to take my first bite For some tender ham that tastes just right I keep waiting, oh 'til that day, But it ain't easy, no, you know it ain't easy. My waiter said...