by Daniel Kelly – 2024
Em G I got fleas, I’m gonna eat em, D Em Chicken buckets, you can’t beat em, C G Broccoli showers, well you can keep em’ D If there’s a better looking horse, Em I’d like to meet ‘em. Em D G D C Cause I’m a Uni, Uni, unicorse, G D C A uni, uni, unicorse. Em D G Yes I’m a unicorse x 2 You tell a story, I’m gonna spoil it, If you hit me, I’m gonna lawyer it, Don’t brush my teeth, or take showers, If you ask me to be quiet, I’ll talk for hours. Little children, my favourite snack, I’ve got a horn, it will attack, Tell me your problem, you’re gonna hear, Aaaaaand why should I care?