by Daniel Kelly – 2023
Em D Em I’ll sing to you a song about adventures of four, Em Am D The bard was once a harper, but he isn’t any more, Em C G The sorcerer is second rate, but he can raise the dead, Em D Em And then there’s a barbarian, who’s good at bashing heads, C G Hi Ho Ho, a questing we will go, Am E7 We do not fear the monsters, that are lurking down below, C G Hi Ho Ho, a questing we will go, Am G We’ll take the loot, and then we’ll scoot, D Em back to the tavern oh And then we met a druid who could turn into a bear, Or was it partly owl as well, we really didn’t care, She brought into our party, something that we sorely lacked, Some stealth and speed, and extra muscle for when we were attacked. Our barbarian has issues with the man she left behind, She raised the bards young daughter, while he was getting blind, Now were fighting a red wizard, she seems a friendly sort, Especially when enslaving souls and shooting fireballs for sport, Xenk’s not in our party, he is just an NPC, A Paladin with far too many skills and piety, He’s got a lot of quibbles, so he won’t hang out with thieves, But we’ll make use of his handy sword, at least until he leaves And now we’re in the tavern, and the quest is at an end, Drinking pints of ale, and laughing with our friends, I’m not sure there’ll be another quest, all depends on the take, And whether John and Jonathon have another film to make.