By Daniel Kelly - 2024

    F
We’ve got Flerkens on the Bridge,
                      C
We’ve got Flerkens in Med Bay,
               C
We’ve got Flerkens in the bathroom,
                    F
They just won’t go away.

    F
It’s best if you stop running,
                      B
That only makes them mad,
                  F
As for Flerken infestation,
               C                F
This is the worst that we have had

A crew-mate tried to catch one,
And they were swallowed whole,
    B              F
We need to find a way,
               C          F
To get these cats under control.

You may not have heard of Flerkens,
They look just like a cat,
But when the tentacles come out,
You’ll soon be forgetting that.

Chewbacca Sassy Danvers,
Is a Flerken you may know,
Rocket tried to kill her,
But Carol she said no.

Goose laid eggs on SABER,
Hidden all over the station,
Nick Fury was a bit confused,
But hope grew from frustration.