Tech Bros

by Daniel Kellly - 2025

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Let me sing you a little song,
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About some men who are wise and strong,
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They found a way to wealth and power,
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Now their puppet rules from a golden tower.

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Tech Bros, The cream of humanity,
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Tech Bros, So much better than you and me.

Bill made his money, in ware that’s soft,
Building gear attracts too much cost,
If he can sell you nothing for your laptop and phone,
You’ll keep on paying for what you’ll never own.

Elon is leaving for the stars,
At least we hope he goes to Mars,
Founded Global Link when things were hard to find.
Got his startup money from dad’s Emerald mine,

Amazon started from a rented garage,
But now Jeff sure is going large,
Shipping everything from books to lamps,
While his workers are living on food stamps,

Mark is not a cyborg, that’s just mean,
Meta is part of the winning team,
He made Facebook from a book of faces,
To put men and women in the proper places.

So that’s the story of these awesome guys,
They’ve taken of their thin disguise
If you wanted to get to that stage,
That 30 million years on the minimum wage,