TTTO: Jesus Loves Me, new verses for a 1985 parody by Tanith Tyrr
Cthulhu loves me this I know, His dark writings tell me so, Down into R’Ley I’ll go, Where tentacles caress me slow, Yes Cthulhu loves me, x 3 His writings tell me so, Zeus he loves me yes indeed, He’s a God that likes to breed, An appetite that’s hard to feed, Half the world is from his seed, Yes Zeus.. x 3 He loves me yes indeed, Bastet loves me with my flaws, Holds me gently in her paws, Keeps me safe with teeth and claws, On the wrong side of all the doors, Yes Bastet.. x 3 She loves me with my flaws, Ares loves me but he’s rough, Too much blook is not enough, Spears and guns and violent stuff, But there is no god so buff, Yes Ares.. x 3 He loves me but he’s rough, Kali loves me but I’m scared, For my death I’m not prepared, From my chest the heart she teared, A belt of severed arms she weared, Yes Kali... x 3 She loves me but I'm scared.