by Daniel Kelly – 2026
Born 2020 in Salem Bay, Oh Neil is comin’ The council tried to keep him away, But Neil is comin’ home. Coming home, Coming home, He’s a tonne of fun, And he means to roam, Elephant Seals they need to shed, Oh Neil is comin’ If they ain’t got rocks, they use cars instead Oh Neil is comin’ home. Tasmania’s son, Is but half grown, Share my face on the internet, Oh Neil is comin’ How many views do you think I’ll get, Oh Neil is comin’ home. The celebrity seal, Should be left alone, Most seals grow up with their friends, Oh Neil is comin’ But momma left me on my own to fend, But Neil is comin’ home. Wish I had seal friends, Of my own, I’ll smash your signs and steal your cones, Oh Neil is comin’ Keep you hiding in your homes, Oh Neil is comin’ home, Just wait until, Neil is fully grown.