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There is Nothing Like a Flame

Parody Lyrics to “Nothing Like a Dame” by Rogers & Hammerstein We got moonlight on the land, But it’s very hard to see, We got cats with teeth like sabres Which will jump you from a tree, We got knives … Continue reading

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Save the Whales (Screw the Manatees)

By Daniel Kelly – 2022 (to the tune of the Battle Hymn of the Republic) I turned the television on just the other day, the scientists are saying climate change is here to stay, If we can’t reduce emissions there’s … Continue reading

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Outside of a Small Circle of (Facebook) Friends

a parody of the Phil Ochs song Look inside that window, there’s a newbie being flamed They’ve dragged him to the FAQ and now the mod’s being blamed Maybe we should call the admin and try to stop the pain … Continue reading

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Phallus in the Sky with Bezos

Parody to the tune of ‘She’ll be coming around the mountain’                                           When you ride the giant penis in the sky, When you ride the giant penis in the sky, You’ll be near halfway to Venus, Though the cost is … Continue reading

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Sourdough Starter

A Parody of Stan Rogers’ Mary Ellen Carter       We were in lockdown last October, And it really was a pain, I could not get to the bakery, For my dose of local grain, The cheap stuff from the … Continue reading

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Let Him Have a Whine

a parody, to the tune of End of the Line by The Traveling Wilburys            Well, I’m alt-right, hatin’ anyone I please                    Well, I’m alt-right, the white man’s on his knees, Well, I’m alt-right, I’ve got a master plan, … Continue reading

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Speeding Down to Mos Eisley

A Filk by Daniel Kelly, to the tune of ‘Ol’ Maui’ – May 4 2021 It’s a damn tough life full of sand and strife We live on Tatooine. And we don’t give a damn when the day is done … Continue reading

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Is There Flight On Mars?

A Parody Mashup of Jeff Wayne’s War of the Worlds and David Bowie’s Life on Mars. Cm G7 G7 Cm x 2      Bb                    Cm         The chances of anything flying on Mars,            G#              Cm were a milion … Continue reading

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R2’s Song

A Parody on Taylor Swift’s ‘Our Song’ I was riding shotgun with my bolts undone in the front seat of his speeder He’s got one-hand on his light sabre, The other on my beeper I look around, turn the scanner … Continue reading

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You Can’t Hurry Lunch

by Daniel Kelly – 2021 (a parody of You Can’t Hurry Love) I need lunch, lunch to ease my grind And I need to find time, somewhere to dine My Waiter said You can’t hurry lunch. No you just have … Continue reading

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Niffler

By Daniel Kelly – 2021, to ‘Leave Her Johnny’ With big long snout and a coat of black, Niffler Harry Niffler, Niffler. He’ll steal your gold and won’t give it back Better watch out for the Niffler. Niffler Harry Niffler, … Continue reading

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Hermione

Parody by Daniel Kelly – 2021 – to the tune of ‘Rolling Down to Old Maui’ It’s a damn tough life full of toil and strife we Gryffindors undergo, We don’t give a damn when the term is done how … Continue reading

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Jarrett’s Private Tears

a parody of Stan Roger’s ‘Barrett’s Privateers’ by Daniel Kelly -2020 Oh the night was getting very late, How I wish I was with Cheryl now, When a phonecall came from my mate Stan, He said come to town I’ll … Continue reading

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It’s Hard to Be Karen

a parody to the tune of – It’s Hard to Be Humble by Mac Davis Oh lord, it’s hard to be Karen, With folks making fun of your name, Each time that I open up Facebook, I’m part of another … Continue reading

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Mr Gold

By Daniel Kelly (based on Mr Grinch by Dr Seuss and Albert Hague) You’re a mean one, Mr. Gold You hearts as black as coal You’re as greedy as a dragon, There’s nothing you won’t steal, Mr. Gold You’re a … Continue reading

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Whale Meat Again

A parody of ‘We’ll Meet Again’ by Ross Parker and Hughie Charles, for Tom Hanson’s 70th. C             E7 Whale meat again Am7               A7 Don’t know where, don’t know when               Dm7   F/A    G7   G7 C But I’ll eat whale … Continue reading

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Cheesy Love Song

By Daniel Kelly (tune by Freidrich Silcher, Muss i denn) Camembert, Roquefort, give me just a little more, Cheese that I adore, Cause I don’t have a healthy heart. Mozzarella I will fry, Gorgonzola I will try, Jarlsberg on rye, … Continue reading

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Being a Hobbit

Lyrics by Daniel Kelly – 2019 (to the tune of ‘Being a Pirate’ by Don Freed Oh being a hobbit is all fun and games, til Gandalf brings dwarves round for tea,   They eat all your food, they’re incredibly rude, … Continue reading

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Comfortably Dumb

a Filk on the great Pink Floyd song. Hello, Is there anybody online? Just tweet if you can hear me, Am I on Facebook alone? Come on now, I hear your likes are down, I can boost your fame, And … Continue reading

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Toxic Masculinity

based on the Gilbert and Sullivan classic from The Pirates of Penzance, The Modern Major General. [D] I am the very model of a toxic masculinity[A] I’ve never thought to question all the rights that are bestowed on me,[D] I … Continue reading

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